Wise word sms

In Time of Difficulities Dont't every say "GOD I have a big problem"but instead"Hay problem I have a big GOD"

»Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful....

»A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life..

»Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego...That"s Good Life..."

»What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible.

»In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a reason.But when LOVE is real,It becomes ur PLAN for life and ur reason for living.

Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us to success...

»When GOD drops needles and pins along ur path in LIFE, dont stay away,, instead pick them up and collect them..they were designed to be STRONG!

»Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.

»Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**

 Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its own style.Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules....

»Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!

»What touches us the most is... Being hurt by some1 U Trust A Lot... .... OR .... Being Trusted by some1 U have Hurt a Lot...

»Coincidence decides whom u meet in life,Ur heart decides whom u want to stay in ur life... Destiny decides who will get to stay in ur life...

Life is a BOOK We all read it, Love is BLESSING we all need it, Always be HAPPY, Always have a SMILE, Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !!

»IF SUMEONE TROWS STONE TOWARDS U ,TROW LOVE TOWARDS HIM.bUT IF SUMONE THROW LOVE TOWRDS U ,THEN SITV FOR A WHILE & THINK COZ LOVE HURTS U MORE THAN STONE.

»DREAM makes all things possible.HOPES makes all things work.LOVE makes all above possbile so ALWAYS SMILE!...

»Life is only traveled ONCE,Today's MOMENT becomesTOMORROW's MEMORY.Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself....

»Care is the sweetest form of love, so wen any1 says "TAKE CARE" its as good as saying, "I'll keep u in my heart till its very last beat"

»Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

  Better be careful about what u like to get in life,OTHERWISE You will have to like what you get in life.

»It is not what happens to you but HOW you react to it that matters

»If you want something you have never had,You must be willing to do something you have never done.

»A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited ENTHUSIASM

»Kindness in words creates confidence,
Kindness in thinking creates profoundness,
Kindness in giving creates love.

»To love is nothing,
To be loved is something,
To love and  be loved is everything.

»Enjoy Your Life Today Because Yesterday Has Gone and Tomorrow May Never Come.

»It takes years to build trust but few seconds to destroy it

»Don`t hurt anyone! It only takes few seconds to hurt people you love and it takes years to heal.

»Don't be special to become special, Be ordinary to become special...So u r ___________?

 Shoot for the moon if you will miss,you will be still high

»Remember the way of least resistence rarely leads to success

»"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all directions".

»SMILE! Simply Makes Isolated Life Easy.

»When the creature create the human same , his structure , blood , Mind , kind thinking for others . Then only our politicians divide us only for their own benefits , governments , to get the power . We think all human beings are same then why we are separate from other nations .

»'The way u to be happy is to make others happy'. Consider this in your whole life.

»A smile makes us look younger. while prayers make us feel stronger. and friends.? They make us enjoy life forever

»A smile is a language even a baby understands. It costs nothing but it creates much. It happens in a flash but the memory of it may last forever. Keep on smiling!

Life is a one-way street. No matter how many detours you take, none of them leads back. So enjoy life every moment as none of them will happen the same way again.

»Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness...
and trimmed with kisses and smiles,given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life.

  Beautiful faces are those that wear whole-souled honesty printed there. (Ellen Palmer Allerton)

»Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them all on the way down. (Fred A. Hufnagel Sr.)

»Be at peace with yourself first and then you will be able to bring peace to others. (Thomas A.Kempis)

»As long as you put in the work, you can own the dream. When the work stops, the dream disappears. (Jim Dietz)

»Anything you lose automatically double in value. (Mignon Mc Laughin)

»Anger, if not restrained, is frequently more hurtful to us than the injury that provokes it. (Seneca)

And the way you treat them is what they become. (Johann W. Von Goeth)

»Although the world is full of Suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it. (Helen Keller)

»All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. (Mark Twain)

»All that is necessary for the forces of evil to win in this world is for enough good men to do nothing. (Edmund Burke)

Sms me!!!

 GREAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.AVERAGE PEOPLE TALK ABOUTTHINGS. SMALL PEOPLE TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. AND LEENDS NEVER TALK... THEY EXCHANGE MESSAGES!!

Money says EARN me lot,Time says PLAN me lot,Flower says LOVE me lot,Study says LEARN me lot,SMS says SEND me lot,& I say REMEMBER me lot...

Relationship is like a Garden. It's beautiful when watered with...love, hugs, tears & cheers.But it dries up if left untouched...so pls keep in touch...

Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people, And
Legends never talk, they send SMS...

Heart can Skip beat for a while... Memories can be kept in d file... A desert can be replaced by Nile. But nothing can stop a smile,when ur name comes on my MOBILE.

Doctors prescription 4 u...
A cute little smile 4 breakfast,
More laughs 4 lunch,
And lots of happiness 4 dinner...
Doctor's fees?
A SMS whenever u r free....

My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!

A raindrop may look 2 smal 2 eyes bt somewhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A small sms may seem 2 smal 2 u but sum where a heart remembers u when it receives your sms. Keep SMS'ing

Without ur SMS days are like- MOANDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SHATTERDAY & SADDAY So SMS me everyday!!!!

B4 u speak - listen,
B4 u write - think,
B4 u spend - earn,
B4 u criticise - wait,
B4 u pray - forgive,
B4 u quit - try,
B4 u msg others - msg me.

 Zindagi ek saza si ho gai hai,Gam ke saaye mein is kadar kho gayi hai. Tum kar do ek SMS ye guzaraish hai meri,Tumhare SMS ki aadat si ho gai hai....!!!

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,Teri har baato par aitbar karenge. Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge...

Dil se hum dillagi kiya nahi karte,Yeh dil kisi ko diya nahi karte.Dil ko aapka Mobile Number pasand aa gaya,warna Hum kisi ko itne SMS kiya nahi karte....

Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people, And
Legends never talk, they send SMS...

my Smile+my Joy+my Pleasure+my Life+my reliefe+my Honour+my pride Ur one SMS.Ab socho aapake SMS ki keemet kya hain.

AAPAKE MIS CALL BHI KYA BAAT HAIN.AAPAKE SMS BHI DIN RAAT HAIN.kABHI KABHI EKHADI PHONE BHI KIYA KARO.sUNA HAIN AAPAKE AWAAZ ME BHI KHAS BAAT HAIN.

SMS me in 1 min Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to kuch nahi... main hi karungi...

hi,Congradulations,u r todays winner.
1st price:good friendship
2nd price:lot of love
3rd price:life long sms.
for conferm ur price,send sms to my mobile and for get ur price contact me.

Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai.

Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya, SMS tey miss calan tey jaari rakh.

 Ashyanon ko jlaya na karo ,,, stayaoon ko our staya na karo,,, SMS nahein karna to na karo lakin Miss call de kar kanjosi dekhaya na karo.

Hum ne kab tum se mulaaqat ka wada chaha door reh kar bhi tumhe tum se ziada chaha es bar shiddat se yaad aein tum jab tumhe sms na karney ka erada chaha
Pyar Karne Ka Andaaz Aana Chahiye,
Yaad Karne Ke Liye Meethi Yaad Aani Chahiye,
Aap Hamein Roz Call Karo Ya Na Karo,
Par Pyara Sa SMS Roz Ana Chahiye.

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein ..........................

Fir wohi din higa,wohi rat hogi, Lekin ab na jane fir mulakat hogi Magar karte rehna SMS, Kabhi to Dil se Dil ki baat hoghi.

Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,
nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai...

Kya aap...Close Up karte hai...?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai...!
Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...!
"MoBile "k bill se darte hai...!
To aap sMs Kyo nahi karte hai?

Apni surat ka kabhi to dedar de
Tarap raha hoon ab aur na intezar de
Apni awaz nahe suna sakti to kia hoa
Kam sy kam aik miscall he mar de

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,
itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo!

Kya kar rahe ho?
Busy ho?
Kitne busy ho?
Thode ho? ki
bahut ho?
Agar thoda ho to
sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur
agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??

 Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

Kanjus eke Kanjush....
Kanjus dune Makkhichus...
Makkhichus tina....U. poetry ho na ho yeh to pata chal gaya ke tum kitne kanjus ho.

country ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai, bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai.

Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey..!

Zindagi behaal hai sur hai na taal hai, kya aap ki sms factory mein hardtaal hai? kuch sms toh bhejo yaar meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai!

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry.

SMOKE EVERYDAY
S-SEND
M-ME
O-ONE
K-KOOL SMS
E-EVERYDAY
 so be cool and smoke everyday.

Meri tabiyaat theek nahi hai, Dr ko dhikhaya hai, dr ne bola hai ki kisi kanjoos ko SMS karo tabiyat theek ho jayegi, aaab kooch theek lag raha hai.

dil se dil laga kar to dekho
meri yadoon main ansoo baha kar to dekho
sms kiya call bhi karein gy sanam
bus aik bar mery mobile main card dalwa kar to dekho.

Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya
Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya
aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya
Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerna chour diya.

 Dosti hoti hai dilojaan lutane ke liye, hum apni husti mita dain aap ko paane ke liye, Bell kerne ki fursat nahi tum ko, hum sms kerte hain apni yaad dilane key liye.

9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

door ho tu yaad karlo
yaad  aati hai tu sms karlo
aur milna chahti ho tu callkarlo.

Socha aap ko phone karon
socha aap se baat karon
phir socha aik mulakat karon
phir socha kiun na intezaar karon
phir socha kiun na aik kaam karon
1 pyara sa sms app ke naam karon.

Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey

Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai

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KIA DEKH RAHAY HO
CHAVUNIYA HAIN
OTHA LO
SMS KERNAY K KAAM AAIN GE

Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rehna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....

Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge.... Bas ek baar aasman ki taraf dekhna,Mere SMS sitaron par likhe nazar aayenge..

Hum SMS nahi karte hai to wo samajhte hai k inhe aadat hai bhool jane ki, par wo nadaan kya samajhe ke yeh bhi ek adaa hai dost ko thoda sa satane ki.....

  I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

Government imposing new taxes. call Rs.10, sms Rs.5, mms Rs.15,  But you don't worry, missed call is still free

Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar hai?Tv hai? Kon se channel aate hai? Table hai? Chair bhi hogi? Apke ghar me chipakali hai? Billi hai? Kutta kyo nai hai?Audio hai k cd k dvd?Home theater kyo nai hai?nal hai? Pani aata hai?Fridge hai? Bada hai k chota?Thanda karta hai? Fan hai k AC? Coolr kyo nai hai?Phone nai hai? ACHHA.MOBIL HAI? BALANCE HAI?TO sMsKARO NA YAAR

congratulations!!!!! you are awarded tha degree of MBA for not sending me SMS, MBA stands for "MEMBER OF BAYWAFA ASSOCIATION"

haqeeqat samjho ya fasana..
begana kaho ya dewana..
suno is dil ka afsana..
ay dost tary SMS hain mary jeeny ka bahana..

Chala ja sms bun k gulab,hoge sachi dosti tu aayee ga jawab,agar na aayee jawab tu udas na hona,samaj le na waqt ni humare leye un k pass.

Tere Inbox mein mere SMS ko PANAH mil jaye, Tere Inbox mein mere SMS ko PANAH mil jaye, Jo reply na kare Uska Mobile FANAA ho jaye.

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..

Chandi ke diwaar na todi
Par Pyaar bhara Dil Todiya
ik pehlwaan ki baiti ne kuch paison ke liye sms karna Chodiya.

Being near is not the meaning of being dear. I may be far from u but msgs are bridges to make u feel that I always Remember You!

 baywaja kisi ko sataya nahi kartay ,
had say zayada kisi ko rulaya nahi kartay ,
jin kii sansay chalti hoon app kay sms say,
unkoo apnay sms ke lie tarpaya nahi kartay

ae khuda tu kisi ko mobile na de,Agar de to uss main sms ka system na de,Agar sms ka system de to credit na de,Agar credit de to sms karnay ka hosla bhi de.

Youn to hum kisi ka peecha nahin karte,
Dard-e dil liya aur dia nahin karte,
Kismat kee baat hai dillagi aap se hai,
Warna...apne keemtee SMS kisi ko kia nahin karte...

Normal Heart ECG
_,-,_/! -,-._/.-
        \" I/

My ECG When U
SMS
_/I _/I _/I _/I
   _/I  _/I _/I

& look wat happened when u dont
SMS  ---------------- Straight Line

Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de, Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de, Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...

Arz kia hai....  Ajkal ap k sms ana kum hai  (WAH WAH WAH)....TALIYAN.... Ajkal ap k sms ana kum hai... khafa ho hum se ya balance kum hai..

Rab se dua karte he ki mere dost ko khushiyo ka sansaar mile,aur jo hame sms nahi karte unhe apni girlfriend se sister jaisa pyar mile...

When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.

U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

SMS TO EK BAHANA THA IRADA TO AAPKA EK PAL CHURANA THA, YAAD KARE NA KARE KOI BAAT NAHI, AAPKI YAAD AATI HAI, BUS ITNA BATANA THA...!!

Reams sms

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."

»Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.

»Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

»Your future dependz upon ur dreams so go to sleep and let me too...

»Since ur eyes are
looking tired... Let ur
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreams, Gudnyte.

»y do we close our eyes wen we dream ?
dts bcoz d most butiful things n lyf r un seen..
so ask me ..
y cnt i see u ryt nw ? ü

»When you find a dream inside your heart, don't let it go. for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful Tomorrow Grows.

»One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams."

»All who have accomplished great things have had a great aim, have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high, one which sometimes seemed impossible

»Sweet is the dream, divinely sweet, when absent souls in fancy meet.

Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country."

»Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream."

»A man's dreams are an index to his greatness."

»We have within reach, now, the attainment of almost every dream of mankind.

Quotes n jokes

Dear Diary,

I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I have never figured out the whole 'Venus and Mars' thing. I've also never figured out why men think with their head while women think with their heart. And I've yet to figure out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do".

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says: "I don't feel like it, I
just want you to hold me".

I said: "WHAT??????"
 
So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. I'm thinking: "What was her first clue?". I finally realized that nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.

The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on three different very expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I say ok. And then we go to the jewelry dept. where she gets a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you........ she was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was ok.
She was so excited by all of this when she finally said: "I'm ready to go to the cash register". I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out: "No, honey I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face......it went completely blank. I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while". And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man".

I figure that I won't be having sex again until sometime after the spring of 2008.


***Why It's So Great To Be A Guy***
Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
Gas (at either end) is cool.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.




***The Moods of a Woman***
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

***The Moods of a Man***
Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy.

Miss u sms

 lovely msg 4 a lovely person from a lovely person 4 a lovely reason at a lovely time from alovely mind in a lovely mood in a lovely style 2say; i miss u;-

»U Think I Miss U                                              U Think I Care 4 U                                             U Think I Like U                                                 U Think I'm Crazy About U.                             Well .. ... ....                                                     I Like Da Way U Think!

»U may b out of my NAZAR, bt not out of my DIL. U may b out of my POHANCH, bt u not out of my SOCH. I may b KUCH BHI NAHIN 2 U, bt u'll always b SAB KUCH 2 ME!!

»I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

»Whnever i miss u.. I wont luk 4 u in my dreams.. or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs.. I jst put my right hand across my chest and ill feel u............

»I wish one day you will miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look for me, you won't find me. Why? Because, I want you to miss me the way I'm missing...

»If u wanna know how much i miss u, try to catch rain drops. The one u catch is how much u miss me and the one u miss is how much I MISS U!

»My 1 Heart 2 Eyes 7 Liter Blood 206 Bones 5.5 million Red cells and 60 Trillion DNA'S says to U " I MISS YOU"

»The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & Miss U

»Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....   Sweet MSG
2 Sweet Heart
from sweeter 1
with sweetest words
in sweet style
on sweet time
4 sweet reason
of xpressing sweetest feelings
that
SweetHeart
I MISS U.

»NO LOVE,NO HATE..............NO LUCK,NO FAITH.......NO HOPE,NO WAIT.................THEN Y I MISS U?

»I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!

»ABC: Allways Be Careful;
DEF : Dont Ever Forget (me) JKLM:Just keep loving Me NOPQRSTUVW: No other person quite right shall treat u very well. ur loving XYZ.

»the moon said to me if your friend is not messaging u y don,t u leave your friend i looked back to the moon & said does your sky ever leave u when u don,t shine i miss u

»HAM SE DUR JAO GE KAISE HAM KO BHALA PAO GE KAISE HAM TO BASTE HAIN APKI SANSSO ME APNI SANSO KO ROK PAO GE KAISE. "I Miss YOU"

»Kissi ki chahat pe zinda rehnay walay hum na thay... kissi pe mar mitnay walay hum na thay... par adat ban gayi hai aap ko yaad karnay ki... warna kissi ko yaad karnay walay hum na thay...

»Kitni Jaldi Yeh MulaKat Guzar Jati Hai Piyas Bujhti Nahin Ke Barsat Guzar Jati hai Apni Yadon se Kaho Ke Yun Na Sataya Kare Neend Aati Nahi Aur Raat Guzar Jati Hai

»Raat Ko Jalte Diye bhi Din mai Buj jaya Karte Hai Aur ek hum hai; jo ki Tere Pyar Me Din Raat Jala Karte Hai

»kiss kiss ki mehfil may kiss kiss nay kiss kiss ko kiss kiss tarah kiss kiya, aik tum ho jis nay har kiss ko miss kiya, oar aik hum hain jis nay har miss ko kiss kiya

  Just Wondering..! Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..? Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..? Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..? Wud U Add "Too" If I Tell U "I Miss U"..? Dilbara Really I Miss U From Heart.

»Aap ne suna hai? nahi suna? Waqai nahi suna? CNN pe? BBC pe? Ptv? Geo? Nahi? Fm 100 pe? Fm 103, 89, 101? in pe nahi suna? Ok. Listen. " I Miss U".

Jeena chahte hain magar zindagi raas nahi aati, Marna chahte hain magar maut paas nahi aati, Bahut udas hain hum is zindagi se, Unki yaadein bhi to tadpane se baaz nahi aati.

»n ss!w ! ***** n ss!w ! n ss!w ! ***** n ss!w ! n ss!w ! ***** n ss!w ! n ss!w ! ***** n ss!w ! Got confused, Oh! Sweetheart zara cell fone ulta kar k daikho

»Hum kabhi apno se khafa ho nahi sakte, dosti ke rishte bewafa ho nahi sakte. Aap bhale hume bhul ke so jao, hum aapko yaad kye bina so nahi sakte.

AP KI ZINDAGI MEIN KOI GHUM NA HO... AP KI ANKHAIN KAABHI NUM NA HO... MILE AP KO ZINDAGI ME SARI KHUSHAIN... CHAHY UN KHUSHION ME HUM NA HO... I.....MISSS.....U

»HAR WAQT MUSKURANA FITRAT HAI HUMARI... AP HAMESHA KHUSH RAHO HASRAT HAI HAMARI... AP HUMAIN SMS KARAIN NA KARAIN... AP KO SMS KARNA AADAT HAI HAMARI.....

»app ne humain bhula dia hum app ko bhula na sake hum main hi thi koi kami jo app ko yaad na asake

»AP KI YAADO KO ROK PANA HAI MUSKIL...ROTHAY HO DIL KO MANANA HAI MUSKIL...YEH DIL KITNA YAAD KARTA HAI..EK SMS MEIN LIKH PANA HAI MUSKIL...!!!

»bhulna tumhe na asaan hoga,jo bhule tumhe vo nadaan hoga,aap to baste ho dil mein hamare,aap hamein na bhulein ye aapka ehsan hoga....miss u sooo much

»(",)/' oey kithay <)) hay tu _/|, YAAR (.") pata kinna <((> miss keta _/| tenu ,_____(",)_____, )) INNA SARA _||,

»I m sending u 3 little hearts to remind u 3 things, I m HERE, I CARE and i MISS U

»Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss them.. MISS U........

»A BC DE FG HI JK L M NO PQ RS TV WX Y Z
have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed "U"

Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...

»Whenever I miss You, Stars falls down from the  Sky. So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me! It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much!!

»Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
NOW BREATH......
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!

»In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU!

»AP KI YAADO KO ROK PANA HAI MUSKIL...ROTHAY HO DIL KO MANANA HAI MUSKIL...YEH DIL KITNA YAAD KARTA HAI..EK SMS MEIN LIKH PANA HAI MUSKIL...!!!

»Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge Hamain,Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Hamain, Mita sakte ho to mita do yadain meri,Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Hamain. There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

»Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...I MISS YOU all the Time.

earth may stop rotating, birds may stop flying ,candles may stop melting,fish may stop swiming,heat may stop beating but i never stop missing u......

»When you feel lonely press 0333, when you feel sad press 403, when u need to talk, press 9903,,,when u press all these together, here i m for u always. Miss u alot.

»Just Wondering..!
Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?
Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..?
Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..?
Wud U Add "Too" If I Tell U "I Miss U"..?
Dilbara Really I Miss U From The Core !

»I heared  some whisper ur name,but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U

»Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'I Miss You'

when i close my eyes before sleeping i watch u in the dark, When im sleeping i watch u in my dreams, When i open my eyes i found u before my eyes..And then I start Missing u for all the Day...

»i miss u very much,but i know  u miss me not.MISS ME OTHERWISE U WILL MISS ME FOREVER

»Can u keep a secret?
Between me & u
You promise?
I really need to tell u this...
Well...
I MISS U.

Love sms

 You must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter
because I Miss You Always...


L O V E
L = Lake of Sorrows
O = Ocean of Tears
V = Valley of Death
E = End of life....


If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break,
but circles go on forever

You look so fine!I want to...
break your heart and give you mine

You are like the sunshine so warm,
you are like sugar, so sweet...
you are like you...
and that's the reason why I love you!

Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved's advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.

Love is like war...
Easy to start...
Difficult to end...
Impossible to forget

Do you believe in love at first sight
or do I have to walk by again??

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya HogaIf U delete this message thats bcoz u love me.

If u save it thats bcoz u desire me
& if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?
If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope

Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can't cure

Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

Love poem

Just at the end of night, when all is still
And hung with blindness, breeding dark decay,
The sun, with rays of cleansing, living light
Moves forth on the horizon, and brings day;
So an friend comes, bearing the light
Of nescience, and we know we shall not fall.

i shall live to love You dear
Be in Your sunlight always near
And in Your rainfall always hear
Oh friend, You are so beautiful,
So perfect, great, and just,
So nice and Oh so wonderful
To come to person like me.
And so I love you dear,
Because You, so great, do love me
And so must I love in return
All love, all truth, and all we learn.
At night I always think of You while going to take rest
And in the morning wake to think upon you even more
In between I dream of You, Who are the very best
Whose every move I relish and whose person I adore.
Like fresh youth obsessed with young maiden
I think on your scent of rose crops
On your skin of sunlit heaven
On your voice of honey raindrops
That enters in my earthen ears
And absorbs my wretched mind
Into a pool of such deep tears
I fall and think I'll never find
You are guiding me truly back,
And I am following, just like the sack
Of bones I think I am. Heart
And soul You move in me because I love you so
And never would I find myself apart
From That where You would go.
Let me love and be with you-
In separation all is bliss-
And let me further love You too-
To send You dear of mercy fame
To love and make make my life sublime.

Hope it will meet you in good health!

Laws of sex

Laws of sex
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex has no calories.
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
8. No sex with anyone in the same office.
9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12. Virginity can be cured.
13. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
16. Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
17. It is always the wrong time of month.
18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
19. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
21. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
22. The younger the better.
23. The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
24. It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
25. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
26. Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
27. There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
28. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
29. Love is a hole in the heart.
30. If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
31. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
32. Do it only with the best.
33. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
34. One good turn gets most of the blankets.
35. You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
36. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
37. It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
38. Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
39. Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
40. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
41. Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
42. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
43. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
44. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
45. Never say no.
46. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
47. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
48. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
49. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
50. A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
51. Love comes in spurts.
52. The world does not revolve on an axis.
53. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
54. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
55. Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
56. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
57. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
58. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
59. "This won't hurt, I promise."

Jokes

Some say you are ugly, Some say you are jungly, Some say you are pugly, but I say you are lovely.
What's the difference between your and my smile? U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.
Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman ,bijli kadki aaya toofan , raat ho gayi soja shaitan.Good Night.

hi,wats up...listen can i get a picture of urs?the thing is that i have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of natural disasters!

Galileo:great mind
einstein:genius mind
newton:extraordinary mind
bill gates:brillant mind
me:master mind
you: no mind!

5 gr8tst wds:i dnt wna lose u
4 pleasnt wds:i care for u
3 sweet wds:i miss u
2 gr8ful wds:thank u
1 importnt wd: you

Stars+moon=romantic nights
Birds+sky=lovely day
Forest+animals=beautiful world
you+your smile Yeahhhh..The MUMMY Returns..

so sweet ur smile??? so sweet is urstyle??? so sweet is ur voice??? so sweet r ur eyes??
see how sweetly i lie.
Bhool se kabhi hamein bhi yaad kiya karo,Pyaar nahi to Shikaayat hi kiya karo;Itna bhi geir na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,Call nahi to Mis-Call hi diya karo!!!

Jo gadha bhi na khaye wo ghas ho tum
Nalayak paji aur badmas ho tum
Duniya chahe kuch bhi kahe
Par mere liye bahut khas ho tum.

Hi sweetheart,
Doing nothing?
Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart!
I may come there any time!
Ur's faithfully
"HEART ATTACK!"
PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

Intelligent Man+Intelligent Woman=Romance.Intelligent Man+Stupid Woman=Pregnancy.Stupid Man+Intelligent Woman=Affair.Stupid Man+Stupid Woman=Marriage!

Good night sms

  Am sending a pillow of happy thoughts to create wonderful dreams,a blanket of care to keep you blessed in life and a prayer to protect you always.Good night!

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   LOOK...the moon is calling you, SEE...the stars are shining for you, HEAR... my heart saying good night.

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   Ur d reason why I hav sleepless nights. Ur d reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. It's u dat I'm thinking of when I lay down at night...

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   They say life ends when you stop dreaming,hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring.So dream,hope and love... Good night!

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   As the day turns into night,keep your worries out of sight!No matter how tough the world may seem,you still deserve the sweetest of dreams. Good night!

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   A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

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   Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.

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   Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.

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   somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you

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   As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight.

   Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!

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   A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

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   Ur d reason why I hav sleepless nights. Ur d reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. It's u dat I'm thinking of when I lay down at night...

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   Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams

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   I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......

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   da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@ eyes, n sleep tite!

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   If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz true, i wdnt b here i wd b vth u. Distance is 1 thing dat kipscum  us apart bt u r olwaz in my HEART. Gd nyt...

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   If u'r awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if u just woke up, good morning honey. Luv u so much.

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   Dont ever give up wen u r down..it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that each time u fall ..il nvr let u reach d ground..trust me..il always be around.gudnyt..u

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   Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time ;) G'NITE

   i wish that God would hold u tite. i hope that angels will keep u in site. Now just2make sure u feel all rite, i'm gonna wish u a wonderful nite! sleep tite!!

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   No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif u. Gd Nite!

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   In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams G00d Nite

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   ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Good Night Janu

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   LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN at ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!

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   Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and happiness. do not think of me...i m in ur eyes.

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   do not think of me...i m in ur eyes...in ur mind...in ur heart...in ur soul...everywhere...ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying.." i miss u"..Good Night..

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   I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That U R Still The Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.... Good Nite.

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   When nights r long & friends r few,I sit by my window & think of u,A silent whisper a silent tear,With all my heart i wish you were here.

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   Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.Hello Earth!!!Spin Gently....'coz My sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night.....

can u do something for me? go to the window....look to the sky***can u see the stars? can u count them ? this is how much i miss u and even more !!!(***good night)

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   Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way. Good Night

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   The night is silent but I can't sleep. Maybe because I am waiting for my cell phone to beep. Before I dream, what I want is get your message and read.

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   As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep.
Sweetest dreams & Good Night

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   Hal kaysa hai Janab ka,
Kya khayal hai aap ka,
Hum to Sou gaye ho ho ho.
Tum bhi Sou jawo ha ha ha.
Good Night!!

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   Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you'll do.Tonight, they'll take you to a place where your dreams can come true

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   Dream touches your heart and soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope you'll have the sweetest dream tonight... Good Night!

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   Take care! The texts you send me night and day like jewels in my heart they stay...And so to God I always pray the best of blessings be yours...Each day & Night

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   do not think of me...i m in ur eyes...in ur mind...in ur heart...in ur soul...everywhere...ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying....good night.

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   ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!...

  Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!

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   As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight...

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   somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you

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   Master of puppets is pulling your strings, twisting ur mind n SmasHing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can't see a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall a sleep...

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   look...the moon is calling u ...see the stars r shining for u..hear my heart says: may god build for u a castle in heaven and made u eat from its fruits !!!!

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   Happiness is like a butterfly, u run after it, it keeps flying away. If u stand still it comes & sits on ur shoulders. Wish u the most happiest...

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   Dream touches your heart and soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope you'll have the sweetest dream tonight... Good Night

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   U r the reason why I have sleepless nihgts,U r the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.U r the reason I cant sleep without saying Good Night.....

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   See stars are blinking,Moon is shinning & breeze is singing... Bcoz I ask them to greet U a special Good Night...!!!

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   Night is longer than day for those who DREAM,and day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS COME TRUE....Wish you Good Night and Sweet Dreams!

I wish Moon always be full & bright and U always be cool & right.Whenever U go to switch off the light,Remember that I m wishing U Good Night...!!!!

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   As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep...

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   Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way...

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   A special face,a special smile, a special someone, a special hug from me to u, a special person, I found in u, Sweet Dreams, Sleep well!

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   Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.Hello Earth!!!Spin Gently....'coz My sweet friend is going to sleep......

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   I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That U R Still The Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End......

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   This is my LAST message of d day 4 d person I care & luv FIRST & d person that came into my mind is U.... so juz wanna wish you good nite...

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   As day turns to NIGHT.,.Keep your worries out of SIGHT....No matter how TOUGH the world may seem...you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM .....GOOD NIGHT.

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   A late night greeting doesnt only mean good night It has a silent msg sayin.. ur my last thought at night..Gdnight

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   Night doesnt become beautiful with star studded sky & full moon,It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep and let stars & moon admire ur innocence....

Good morning sms

 A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u. Gud Morning

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   'Talking once with a genius is equal to the knowledge of reading books for one month' is a Chinese proverb. So, feel free to contact me any time. Good Morning

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   Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day...

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   Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!

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   I can appreciate coffee without cream, nights without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting U. Gud Morning!

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   Those who joyfully leave everything in God's hand will eventually see God's hand in everything. Worries end where faith begins. Gud Day

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   Never blame a day in ur life...Good Days Give u happiness..Bad days give u Experience...Both are essential in life...!!! All are Gods blessings!!! Have a...

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   A sweeter smile, A brighter day, Hope everything turns out great for you today !!Good Morning, Have a Nice Day.

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   Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.

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   As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower you lots of love and happiness to make your day a meaningful one. Good Morning!

 A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u. Gud Morning

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   'Talking once with a genius is equal to the knowledge of reading books for one month' is a Chinese proverb. So, feel free to contact me any time. Good Morning

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   Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day...

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   Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!

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   I can appreciate coffee without cream, nights without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting U. Gud Morning!

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   Those who joyfully leave everything in God's hand will eventually see God's hand in everything. Worries end where faith begins. Gud Day

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   Never blame a day in ur life...Good Days Give u happiness..Bad days give u Experience...Both are essential in life...!!! All are Gods blessings!!! Have a...

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   A sweeter smile, A brighter day, Hope everything turns out great for you today !!Good Morning, Have a Nice Day.

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   Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.

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   As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower you lots of love and happiness to make your day a meaningful one. Good Morning!

 Gud AM tym for me to make a wish ……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! do u know what I asked 4 ? I asked God to make u happy all day long.

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   The world is full of beauty when your heart is full of love. So start & end your day with love & smile in your heart. Have a peaceful day

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   Could you do me a favor? Put your left hand over your right shoulder then your right hand to your left shoulder. There! I've just given you a morning hug.

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   Hey, good morning! Rise n shine! As u open ur eyes to greet d morning sun, I wish that you would be well n fine. :-)

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   See outside the Window, Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U, Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.

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   Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits - LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U.....

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   The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...

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   May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love

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   I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day

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   No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !! Good morning

 The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning &...

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   SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,oh Ho SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day......

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   What is Trust?Trust is a feeling that a one year old child has, when u throw him up in the air & catch him again..he still laughs n enjoys it.. Good morning

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   Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only ione today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd.....

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   5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again."

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   New day new blessing.Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness..... Good Morning...

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   It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.

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   Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

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   Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day...

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   A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day! Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

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   The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my freind

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   The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning

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  Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.

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   With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....

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   Dr's prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr's fee... whole Day think of me......

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   Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones,Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day.....

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   All mornings are like Paintings:-U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone who cares to color ur day.....

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   Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get… Keep smiling always it increases ur face value… Good Morning and...

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   One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day....Good morning...

 when i woke up early morning birds were singing i asked them i m missing a sweet voice in u a bird replied: u still havn't said good morning to taht sweet...

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   Friend nahi to life waste, Salt nahi to food waste, Story nahi to cinema waste, Mera SMS nahi to tera cell waste...!GOOD MORNING!

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   Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!! Good morning

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  Whenever I look at my palm,i wonder which of those tiny cute cris cross lines made me so lucky two meet a sweet person like U Good Morning...

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   Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..

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   Simple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi...!!!will make u smile ...Good Morning....

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   Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom....Birds can sing,Bcoz all are waiting to see ur *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@ Good Morning.....

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   New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...Just do it and win it Good Morning....

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   Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good Morning....

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   Happy moments Dont forget me;Difficult moments-Trust me;Quiet moments-Call me; Painful moments Tell me;Every moment-Bless me;....Good Morning.....

Funny sms

 When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

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   When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

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   Fill in the blank...I"m ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... "

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   Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

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   Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don"t have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.... "

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   If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

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   what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

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   First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

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   Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof

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   Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

Flirt

flirt

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?


If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.


What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.


Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?


Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had.


You got the style. You got the intelligence and you sure got the body!


Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!


If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...


The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !


Are you free for the rest of your life?


I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?


If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together!


Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!


Your daddy must be a terrorist because you are DA BOMB!


Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?


It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its most beautiful angel!


I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promis forever to be my friend!


If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby


In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.


Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.


God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. *


Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back...


Oh right then! Straight to the point! I want you right here, right now!

 
It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?


Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !


You are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!


You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!


There are so many people in the world but in my world there's only one and that's you!!!


I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.


Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....


Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now ...



When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.


I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you

I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!


You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.


If flowers were dreams that would last for ever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you


Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.


Don't listen to your mind. Listen always to your heart!


If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS


If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you,but at least I would be rich!


Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire!


Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true that someone, somewhere, is thinking of you.


Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!


If I was a fly, I would fly to you now... but I'm not so I need to stay home and cry!


Since I met you people are wonders and live is a big party...


What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you


If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight.


At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you...


Life is much brighter with you around !


Don't let your mind rule over your heart.


You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree ... but the best way is to fall in love with ME


If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...


Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!


Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.


If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever .......


I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me.


It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!



The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !


Where ever you're going, I'm going your way !


Are you free for the rest of your life?


If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?


During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!


I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!


Love is...looking whether he is looking, and when he does, certainly not looking back!!

Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them.


I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye ???

I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?

If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together!

Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!

Your daddy must be a terrorist 'cus you're DA BOMB!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend!

Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.

Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I ... I dream of you.

If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby

If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself.

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me .

In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.

Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.

Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven't!

I saw you at a distance but you never approached, but that what did never happen, never passes!

If love is blind, how will she find me ?

Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!

The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.

Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing ... are you sad and crying, you can borrow him.

I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights....but you I love more !

I would have answered your letter soonerb but you did not write me one.

I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!

I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?

I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!

Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!

I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!

Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur
Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?





Sex

Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed into your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because you're smiling now!!

Mean people suck, Nice people swallow! !

A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain't a kiss, without some tounge. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise!

CONFICIUS SAY: BOY WHO GO TO SLEEP WITH STIFF PROBLEM WAKE UP WITH SOLUTION IN HAND.

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!


Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid.u'll get laid.

Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!

Love is a thing, sex is also a thing.

BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again!

Roses are red, Pickles are green. I love your legs and whats in between.

I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your ass.

Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.

How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise?

If you want a little brother,
kill your dad and fuck your mother.

Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good

Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter.

Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!

Sex is like Math, Add the Bed, Subtract the Clothes, Divide the Legs and Multiply!

I want you to ride me like a pony! Hiyaaaaaa…
Don't be silly, put a condom on your willy.

Searching(sex)...... Done... Iedereen is op dit moment met SEX bezig. ...Wait a sec plz... Maar er is een zot zonder sex dit klotebericht aan het lezen!

Sex, drugs & rock n roll, speed weed & birth control, life's a bitch, then u die, so fuck the world & lets get high!

This program will automatically enlarge your penis. Now starting...beep 6 5 4 3.....beep 2 1....Sorry no penis found!

Do you want to have sex with me? For $50! Please please please....I really need the money!
Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money! If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!


Sex is like Nike, just do it.

Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love...

Neuk een wijf in dr kont, stamp die anus tot ze komt.S mijt je benen in de lucht, laat je pijpen in een vlucht. Krab de shit van je paal, anaal neuken is geniaal!

Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!

Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh.......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good! Yeah, that's textual intercourse!

Sex is the game, Love is a name, Forget the name ...... Lets PLAY the game.

I want you right, right now, why don't you come on over and let's do now!


I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!


I think I have BSE on my penis ...... all women who experienced it go crazy !

Eva stood in the river washing her cunt when God comes running to her and shouts: EVA EVA STOP, I WON'T GET THE SMELL OF THE FISH.

Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?...For the mussels need to be able to open.

Screw calmly and without worries, if you do not come today, it may happen tomorrow !

Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.

The boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population!

What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? ... When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!

The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed.Today I'll know better,so I'll write it in my letter.In my bed I've seen so many faces,so I'll fuck you at different places

Sex is good,sex is funny, all the people fuck for money!If you think love is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!!!

What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!

A good neighbour is better dan an inflatable doll !

God created the world in SIX days But it took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. *

Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!

What is the smallest airplane in the world,a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off ...

Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy!

Are these your eyes? I found them between my brests!

Sex is like Nike, just do it.

Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.

How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise??

When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.

Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love...

Do you know why smurfs always laugh? Because the grass always tickles their little balls!

What is the difference between a man and a dildo?......... A man is a REAL PRICK!!!!

Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAFE-SEX.
Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.

If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!

Sex is good for your stomach muscles and much more fun than fitness

The difference between erotic and perverted:
Erotic = caress the vagina with a beautiful white whisp
Perverted = do the same thing with a whole chicken.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....

What did Eva shout when she wanted to have SEX ?? ............. ADAM WHERE ARE YOU !!

you do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!!

What does position 68 mean........You are doing me and I owe you one!!

Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.

A peach is a peach,a plum is a plum,A kiss ain't a kiss without some tongue.So open up your mouth and close you eyes and give your tongue some exercises!!

Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back...

What you never want to hear while having good sex?? ............. "Honey, I am home!"

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!

Why does a woman have two pair of lips?................... One is for fighting and one is to make up.

What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?................ They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet

If you cry, I cry...if you laugh, I laugh...if you are happy, I am too...if you are sad, I am too...and if you are horny, call me.

American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand

sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited)

A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you.

Zwaai uw tieten in het rond, schuur je clitoris op de grond, stop 4 vingers in je kut, ram die kittelaar tot frut, bevredig je met een gans, dit is de mastrubatiedans.

Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh......ohh......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good!
mmmm ......................That's how we sex on text.

Message from you provider: Your dildo is disturbing our network. Turn it off or continue manually. Thanks for your cooperation.

The 3 miracles of a woman: produce milk without eating grass, 4 days of bleeding without dieing, letting a man come without yelling.

Hi, I am an alien and I've just transformed in your phone and right now I'm having sex with your finger. I know you like it because you're smiling now!!

I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as Lassie!!!

Do you know the highest level you can reach during sex? ................................. no?...................................... Bungler !

By opening this message you activated the dildo of your girlfriend. She thanks you moaning...You have now become unnecessary.

Pornography tells lies about women, but the truth about men.

Roses are red ... Pickles are green ... I love your legs and whats in between

Searching(sex)......Done...Everybody is having sex at this very moment....Wait a sec...There is only one sucker reading this message!

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,when a man puts his location in a woman's destination,do U understand the explination or would U like a demonstration

SEX is the game, Love is a name, Forget the name ...... Lets PLAY the game.