Jokes

Some say you are ugly, Some say you are jungly, Some say you are pugly, but I say you are lovely.
What's the difference between your and my smile? U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.
Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman ,bijli kadki aaya toofan , raat ho gayi soja shaitan.Good Night.

hi,wats up...listen can i get a picture of urs?the thing is that i have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of natural disasters!

Galileo:great mind
einstein:genius mind
newton:extraordinary mind
bill gates:brillant mind
me:master mind
you: no mind!

5 gr8tst wds:i dnt wna lose u
4 pleasnt wds:i care for u
3 sweet wds:i miss u
2 gr8ful wds:thank u
1 importnt wd: you

Stars+moon=romantic nights
Birds+sky=lovely day
Forest+animals=beautiful world
you+your smile Yeahhhh..The MUMMY Returns..

so sweet ur smile??? so sweet is urstyle??? so sweet is ur voice??? so sweet r ur eyes??
see how sweetly i lie.
Bhool se kabhi hamein bhi yaad kiya karo,Pyaar nahi to Shikaayat hi kiya karo;Itna bhi geir na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,Call nahi to Mis-Call hi diya karo!!!

Jo gadha bhi na khaye wo ghas ho tum
Nalayak paji aur badmas ho tum
Duniya chahe kuch bhi kahe
Par mere liye bahut khas ho tum.

Hi sweetheart,
Doing nothing?
Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart!
I may come there any time!
Ur's faithfully
"HEART ATTACK!"
PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

Intelligent Man+Intelligent Woman=Romance.Intelligent Man+Stupid Woman=Pregnancy.Stupid Man+Intelligent Woman=Affair.Stupid Man+Stupid Woman=Marriage!